Technology

Oh shit I started a blog!

I suddenly find myself in a maize of new terminology. I regard myself as somewhat of a technological dinosaur and I am drowning in all this high tech vocabulary such as URL, Html,IMS etc. etc.

I was hoping to learn more about sex, but finding that I am being stimulated by other things too.

Tim is no help at all.He is a book person and a lawyer. One of those rare breeds that do not dare walk into court with a laptop.Being a Supreme Court trial specialist, it is his view that the crucial question in cross examination, and more especially the answer thereto can not be "Googled".

So there goes Tim, with moth eaten robes and burdened by books, to court.

In my practice,my secretary does all the tech stuff and I do the thinking and talking stuff.

If we dare ask the children about this new computer language, they ramble on in something similar to the tongues of Babylon.

Oh fuck technology has not caught up with me but has overtaken me completely.I have all along relied on hired help to sort out the technical stuff but don't have the slightest clue how to make it work for me.

So to the bloggers that left comments on my post, no reaction thereto is merely out of ignorance. I will eventually figure it out (or not).

I tried Blogging for Dummies and still can not find any satisfaction.

I still do not know what a Html is but am now going to bed to do a BJ!

Since I do now know how to load a pic, expect a nude pic of myself tomorrow rather than a post-much easier!