Kate's Bum

I would like to introduce my significant other, Tim, life partner, soul mate, lover and husband.He wrote this post which I am publishing.

Somewhere you will hopefully find a picture of Kate's bum. The question begs as to why me as a respected member of society would like to post a picture of my 42 year old spycholigist wife's bum on the internet for the whole world to see.

The answer is threefold:

1.Why not?

2.She has an extremely cute bum of which many twenty year olds will be proud of.

3.Being computer illiterate, we would like to see if we could actually load a photo on the blog.

I usually leave computer technology in the hands of my elderly spinster secretary.I can hardly ask her to load a photo of Kate's bum om the blog.She would choke on her vegetarian sandwhich.Kate's secretary would find such a request rather odd.

So we are back on the home PC battling our way through technology with no assistance.

On the other hand I could very well post a picture of Kate's feet (might do so in future) but I don't have a foot fettish.I do however have a bum fettish.It is not as though I am knocking worshippers of the feet.As will be revealed in future, myself and Kate developed a few kinks later on in life which we never dared to contemplate when we were younger.

We have however decided not to submit to the most deviant, sick, depraved sexual disorder namely, "celibacy".Thank you Woody Allen for this phrase.

Drum roll:rrrrrrrrrrrrr........... KATE'S BUM!!!!!

P.S.Why the wrist restraints you might ask, we will get to that!